Next Stop, Mayan Riviera
I’m off on my first vacation in who knows how long, and I’m not bringing Internet with me. No Internet, no PC, no cell phone. Actually, I don’t think my cell phone would work anyway. If you’re looking for me, I’ll probably be here:

There’s also a chance I’ll have been eaten by him:

If I haven’t been eaten by a giant iguana or some sort of sea creature, and if I can get my ass out of that hammock, I’ll see you in in a week.

